Who We Are
We are Moms, Dads, Grands, Aunts, Uncles, First Cousins, Pee-Paws, MeeMaws, Goomahs, and Americans.
Moms Against 40 Year Old Babies welcomes all that desire to stand up for the systemic eradication of 40 year old babies from America's public sphere.
We are currently placed in conversation with an existential question: will we stand for 40 year old babies, clear abominations in the eyes of God, to go to our private daycares? Our child and dog friendly sports bars? Our seasonal beer gardens?
Our Mission
Moms Against 40 Year Old Babies is dedicated to fighting for the survival of America by unifying, educating, and empowering to defend their parental rights in the face of incarnate evil.
Our Vision
A world empowered and thriving in a culture without 40 year old babies.
Our Values
As Joyful Warriors:
We Stand for Truth.
We Build Relationships.
We Annihilate The Enemy.
Meet the Executive Board
Nancy Perkins is a wife and mother of two humbly and fearfully made boys. In 2018 she stepped into the role of CEO of Moms Against 40 Year Old Babies after noticing her son's schools pushing a shocking new agenda.
Alicia Sliverton is a widow with no children. As the Chief Operating Officer of Moms Against 40 Year Old Babies she has personally overseen the destruction of various cribs and former nurseries that used to harbor 40 year old babies. She is hoping to parlay this position into a political career on the national stage.
Meet the National Board
Amber Platt is a wife, mother, and concerned American. She formerly served as the National Board Director of Mothers United Against Music Produced In The Inner Cities. She hopes to bring to the attention of mothers across the country of the ideologies that are hectoring their children in the classroom and on the computer.
Seline Polaski cannot legally be within 25 feet of her strikingly handsome son Dalton. She first joined Moms Against 40 Year Old Babies two years ago and has ever since been in a fugue state. Bio authored by Jamison Polaski, Seline's second husband.